Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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