Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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