fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
wrigley field is MILF paradise
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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