what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We don't watch enough power rangers
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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