Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
