Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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