Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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