Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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