This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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