I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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