Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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