when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm bleeding and have questions
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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