He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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