don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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