turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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