physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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