My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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