she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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