nut hugger
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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