Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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