so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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