Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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