I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
