Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
its not stalking. its research.
well you can't waste a boner
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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