fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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