what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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