Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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