whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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