Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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