is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
