Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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