But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
