whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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