I'm lost and stupid without you.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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