She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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