belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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