the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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