Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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