Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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