I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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