I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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