Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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