GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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