You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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