so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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