some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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