perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
