You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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