Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
