You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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