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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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