I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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