I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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