its not stalking. its research.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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