Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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