So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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