We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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